Friday, January 23, 2009

To Fist or to Saddleback or Both?

I was poking around on BoingBoing and found a report on a Fox News so-called "sex expert" who said that the Obamas enjoy fisting.

Now, before your eyes totally bug out, what she meant was that they do fist bumps a lot. Seems the so-called sex expert doesn't know what "fisting" really means.

So, in the responses someone said, at least they're not saddlebacking. New term to me, so I whip over to the Urban Dictionary to get educated.

Seems that saddlebacking means having unprotected anal sex (that is, no condom), and it was named that because the evangelist Rick Warren, of Saddleback Church, opposes both premarital sex and contraception. So Christian teenagers have decided that anal sex isn't really sex, so they can "save themselves" for marriage and remain "virgins" by saddlebacking as much as they like.

Rationalization is a wonderful thing, god wot.

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